bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied)

(Source: getthehelloutofmyroom)

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee)

1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

anoccasionalasshole:

Goals.

(Source: brandiglanville)

ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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divesting:

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened


plantdaddy:

if steve smith would just hurry up and drop an album.

(Source: alen-alen)

alcorock:

I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.